Hello and welcome to the day known as "hump". We were cleaning up the brain cell system last night and stumbled into some fun. You see, I believe in the "only the strong survive" theory. So if a little smoke and drink kills some brain cells, the weak ones will go first. You may actually becoming smarter the next time you hit that joint or chug a beer. Cool huh?

As we continued to sharpen our mental skills, we came up with a great new television game. Simply turn on one of the Spanish channels offered in your area, (most cities have a couple to choose from). Then you take turns speaking for the on screen characters. The deeper we got into the drama, the more the Spanish-speaking actors seemed to be playing along. It was hilarious. At one point this spicy little Hispanic actor licked her lips right on queue. Yet another advantage of the invasion from the south besides killer tostados.