Monday, August 24, 2009

Hello. More bouncing thoughts...

Weekday blues parties are hard on the weekend.

Chicken salad, cream puffs and sausage dip or just the flu, aagghh?

A killer guitar player is hiding in the beautiful Ana Popovic.

Once a car goes up in a cloud of smoke, it's really hard to drive.

Car salesmen must have a hard time remembering which story they told you.

Trying to convince an atheist there is life after death is fun.

Does anyone know the truth?

Grandchildren are so cool, they make grandma cry.

Free booze is way more potent than the expensive stuff.

Sioux City people would rather tap their toes than shake their butt.

New parents spend months hoping their baby talks, and years trying to get them to stop.


Friday, August 14, 2009

Hello. I've been thinking...

Women are cursed with wearing their lives on their faces.

Some people are really good at creating conflict in their lives.

Worrying is a waste of won't change the outcome.

You can't talk with some people...they only let you listen.

Music is in the ear of the beholder.

A wandering mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Uniformed cops on a golf course is weird.

It's easier to keep something that you're not worried about losing.

It's too bad that the enthusiasm of youth is wasted on the young.

There is no measuring stick of faith.

Eating, texting and primping should be illegal while driving

Hitting golf balls at Joe's Hardware is a waste of golf balls.

A hose clamp can save a lot of gas.

Nothing compares to a grandbaby resting on your lap.

Always look at the bright side of life.